January 2011
30 posts
I like these.
I’ve been talking about being a sexy carrot for Halloween for years.
All images The Blake Wright.
“In military college, they teach you how to make your bed so you can bounce a silver dollar off it. I made my bed perfectly and the guy came in and said, “Oh, this is really good. Who did this?” I did this, sir! “That’s really good. What’s your name?” Trebek, sir! “Has anybody torn up your bed yet?” No, sir! So he tore up my bed. Jesus, what the hell’s going on here? What kinda crap is this? In the military they say, ‘We’re gonna break down your spirit in order to rebuild it.’ Don’t give me that bullshit. I can take an order without you behaving like a jerk.”
—Alex Trebek
New Segment To Be HUGE Hit (with the elderly)!
Hello. I will be starting a segment that you might like (strong emphasis on might). I use the shit out of my Netflix account and recently I have begun to make record of the movies I have been watching. This new segment (that you will like…maybe) will list the last five movies I have watched with a brief review and * = best of the group (to me). I know you all overly concern yourselves with what I think so you’re welcome. What should this segment be called?
“When I left for Jazzercise this morning it was only thirty-two degrees!”
—My Mother on the weather in Tucson
