“Take a s’more minus the chocolate and Marshmallow
what you have left is where you’ll find this fellow.
In case you’ve never been camping it’s the cracker that is graham
Announcing my crime spree and stealing their comics is my plan.
I challenge the police of this city to solve this conundrum
then you’ll know my plans and have a chance to undone them.”—
the Baffle Master (The mastermind behind a supposed “crime spree” that was to have taken place last May on Free Comic Book Day.)
The Baffle Master (?) makes plans behind the ficus. Photo via.